Jemma Says

Look Mom! I match the flowers!!!

Always negotiating …
Here’s the deal – I took a long rest and then go’d potty and now we need to sneak downstairs and turn up the volume (monitor) so we can listen for Max and play just us. Sound a good deal?

When referring to hiccups …
Uh – these chipmunks is back!

After I told her that no, in fact, she cannot order a Starbuck’s hot cocoa everyday …
You are the meanest mom EVER!

Because having a brother isn’t always easy …
Ahhhhh! Max colored my kitty with teal! So I crumpled it up here (handing a ball of wadded up paper to me)! And Mimi says she will find a new kitty, but the one she finded has stwipes and I want a plain kitty! Grrrrrrr!

We bought the Snow White MagiClip so I told her that her collection was finally complete …
Nope, I still need Pocahontas! And Jasmine! And Mulan!
Yeah, so get on that Mattel.

In reference to Dominic’s mole …
God made Daddy really special because he has a dot on his forehead.

I obviously need to learn my manners …
Say it again, mom! I can’t understand you when you’re eating that food.

While singing Let It Go I prompted her to do Elsa’s motions, which she does when no one is watching …
I can’t. I don’t have powers.

In reference to hot cocoa, again …
I’m just so dissapated!

The day I “forced” her to wear pants …
Great. Now I look like a prince.

Questions Jemma has asked lately …

• Do cows have teeth?
• Did you buy me at the baby store?
• When I grow up can I be a post officer with purple clothes?
• When is the movies not going to be broken anymore? I may have lied and said all our movies were broken …
• Do you think it would be a good idea for Max to have a time out so we can just rest for a little while?

 More of this funny, sweet girl here.